Broken people can get better, if they really want to
Or, at least, that’s what I have to tell myself if I am hoping to survive.
Actual Onion article about me.
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
Being on here at night only fucks my head up and makes me worse than I already am. I say shit I regret, I do shit I regret. I hurt people I care about. It’s obviously my fault, but this site was once a place that helped me. Now it’s a place to drain my already empty soul. I need to fix myself. So goodnight, Tumblr. And goodbye. I may see you again. If, for some strange reason, anyone wants to keep in contact with me, message me and we can exchange info or whatever.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless